tomatoesandunicornfarts:

diglettdevious:

moonblossom:

completelycumberbatched:

jawnlovesjumpers:

cosmostrekker:

timeywimeyholmes:

no

because this is actually fucking true

this prick ass bitch

can

  • draw
  • act
  • pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
  • and is like super shitting nice
  • and it pisses me off
  • and to add it all
  • he is gorgeous

the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes

YEAH JUST TOMATOES

UGH I HATE THIS MAN

Not only that, but he also:

  • Reads a significant amount
  • Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
  • Can carry out urbane conversations
  • Is extraordinarily humble and modest
  • Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
  • Is ginger.

Some more stuff to add on to the list:

  • his immense, extensive vocabulary
  • the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
  • can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
  • he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote? 

Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.

And may I add, he can also

  • play piano
  • play violin
  • scuba dive
  • rock climb
  • ride motorbikes
  • and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
  • oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
  • and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen

DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)

Guys, guys, guys, relax. You’ve also forgotten - he can’t draw cheese. That’s TWO whole flaws. We’re safe.

God damn it no person should be this perfect.

reblogging for you brigitte and laine

what a cutie.

(via benedictcumonmybaps)